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    <description><![CDATA[(so i used a katt-fish from a pond and came up with this)

bonjourno! douchebags xD 
&quot;i wanna butter your muffin&quot; 

heylos im danny ♥ 
-waves at you- 
[: 
im 15 
i have a willy 
...so i guess that makes me male :] 


I'm REAL 
fuck the fakes! 
i hang out by trees in shopping malls 
and wear extra small clothes 

don't be jealous of my fetch lifestyle 

CamWhore? hmmmm 
such an overused word [: 
thats why i'm one 
and that isnt gonna change 
unless i breaks my camera lol 
-SMASHIES- xD 

i wanna be thin xD 
i don't see what everybody else does [: 
im not blind 
eeeeeek! 

i like money 
i can buy lots of stuffs 
wanna give me some? 
i put it in my pants and play strippers haha 
yaaay! 
im gay. ish :] 
sorry ladieees 
my penis likes other penis's haha 



Name: Bertina Skunk-butt [: a.k.a Danny 
Birthday: 16th December [: 
Birthplace: my mothers vagina...arghhh BLACK HOLE. 
Current Location: the study room, on a swinging chair....WOOOSH! 
Eye Color: green/blue...feel the blended vibes 
Hair Color: black &amp;&amp; brown &amp;&amp; blonde 
Height: 5''6 &amp;&amp; three quarters...and dont you forget it lol 
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT ALL THE WAY! 
Your Heritage: my what? i shall take that as offence [: 
The Shoes You Wore Today: well im a hippy...i don't wear shoes. jokes...i wore my luverly pink and black VANS *drools* 
Your Weakness: the camera 
Your Fears: small dark spaces...i think i might be claustropobic...slightly lol 
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese...i ? cheese 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not be skint [: 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: awwww.... OMGAH!....woah!...woop wooop (i have many) lol [: 
Thoughts First Waking Up: lets go have a wank. lol jokes [: 
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't think i have one...im just skin and bones pmsl 
Your Bedtime: whenever i randomly go snoozy snooze...which i can do very quickly...sometimes 
Your Most Missed Memory: peeing in a nappy [: 
Pepsi or Coke: coke....yum! 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's...yesh indeedy 
Single or Group Dates: single =P 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla...its nice and creamy 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee....with loads of sugar [: 
Do you Smoke: NO! i aint stooopid...i look after mr &amp;&amp; mrs lungs lol 
Do you Swear: FUCK NO! haha [: 
Do you Sing: all the time....even though i cant 
Do you Shower Daily: yesh twice a day mostly...keep them hygene levels high lol 
Have you Been in Love: yesh ? 
Do you want to go to College: i want to go to stage school [: 
Do you want to get Married: depends on how i feel at the time lol 
Do you belive in yourself: no...im a failure...say it with me...im a failure. la la la 
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah lol i like a lot of motion [: 
Do you think you are Attractive: nope...i dont like my nose 
Are you a Health Freak: errrr not really....cos i binge eat [: 
Do you get along with your Parents: yeshums...we ish like a groupie haha 
Do you like Thunderstorms: omgah yea! they rock...i went out in one and sat under the trampoline...no idea why. 
Do you play an Instrument: errrr no...i want to get a pink bass though...even though i woodnt be able to play it [: 
In the past month have you drunk Alcohol: yesh 
In the past month have you Smoked: no! no! no! smoking makes you stink lol 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yesh 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yesh [: 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nopes lol 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no lol i dont really eat raw fish...although i used to love it. 
In the past month have you been on Stage: nopes 
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopes 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nopes lol...now thats something to try [: jokes 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nopes 
Ever been Drunk: yesh 
Ever been called a Tease: well no...*wipes away a tear* teehee 
Ever been Beaten up: no cos everyone loves me lol jokes [: 
Ever Shoplifted: no 
How do you want to Die: errrm something quick but dramatic...haha funny if i got shagged to death pmsl 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: errrm dunno, something cool....like in acting, law...blah blah 
What country would you most like to Visit: australia]]></description>
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