(so i used a katt-fish from a pond and came up with this)

bonjourno! douchebags xD
"i wanna butter your muffin"

heylos im danny ♥
-waves at you-
[:
im 15
i have a willy
...so i guess that makes me male :]


I'm REAL
fuck the fakes!
i hang out by trees in shopping malls
and wear extra small clothes

don't be jealous of my fetch lifestyle

CamWhore? hmmmm
such an overused word [:
thats why i'm one
and that isnt gonna change
unless i breaks my camera lol
-SMASHIES- xD

i wanna be thin xD
i don't see what everybody else does [:
im not blind
eeeeeek!

i like money
i can buy lots of stuffs
wanna give me some?
i put it in my pants and play strippers haha
yaaay!
im gay. ish :]
sorry ladieees
my penis likes other penis's haha



Name: Bertina Skunk-butt [: a.k.a Danny
Birthday: 16th December [:
Birthplace: my mothers vagina...arghhh BLACK HOLE.
Current Location: the study room, on a swinging chair....WOOOSH!
Eye Color: green/blue...feel the blended vibes
Hair Color: black && brown && blonde
Height: 5''6 && three quarters...and dont you forget it lol
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT ALL THE WAY!
Your Heritage: my what? i shall take that as offence [:
The Shoes You Wore Today: well im a hippy...i don't wear shoes. jokes...i wore my luverly pink and black VANS *drools*
Your Weakness: the camera
Your Fears: small dark spaces...i think i might be claustropobic...slightly lol
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese...i ? cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not be skint [:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: awwww.... OMGAH!....woah!...woop wooop (i have many) lol [:
Thoughts First Waking Up: lets go have a wank. lol jokes [:
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't think i have one...im just skin and bones pmsl
Your Bedtime: whenever i randomly go snoozy snooze...which i can do very quickly...sometimes
Your Most Missed Memory: peeing in a nappy [:
Pepsi or Coke: coke....yum!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's...yesh indeedy
Single or Group Dates: single =P
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla...its nice and creamy
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee....with loads of sugar [:
Do you Smoke: NO! i aint stooopid...i look after mr && mrs lungs lol
Do you Swear: FUCK NO! haha [:
Do you Sing: all the time....even though i cant
Do you Shower Daily: yesh twice a day mostly...keep them hygene levels high lol
Have you Been in Love: yesh ?
Do you want to go to College: i want to go to stage school [:
Do you want to get Married: depends on how i feel at the time lol
Do you belive in yourself: no...im a failure...say it with me...im a failure. la la la
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah lol i like a lot of motion [:
Do you think you are Attractive: nope...i dont like my nose
Are you a Health Freak: errrr not really....cos i binge eat [:
Do you get along with your Parents: yeshums...we ish like a groupie haha
Do you like Thunderstorms: omgah yea! they rock...i went out in one and sat under the trampoline...no idea why.
Do you play an Instrument: errrr no...i want to get a pink bass though...even though i woodnt be able to play it [:
In the past month have you drunk Alcohol: yesh
In the past month have you Smoked: no! no! no! smoking makes you stink lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yesh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yesh [:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nopes lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no lol i dont really eat raw fish...although i used to love it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nopes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nopes lol...now thats something to try [: jokes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nopes
Ever been Drunk: yesh
Ever been called a Tease: well no...*wipes away a tear* teehee
Ever been Beaten up: no cos everyone loves me lol jokes [:
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: errrm something quick but dramatic...haha funny if i got shagged to death pmsl
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: errrm dunno, something cool....like in acting, law...blah blah
What country would you most like to Visit: australia

YOU!!♥, eyeliner, fun, camera-ing [:, straightners, colors, random!!, drama, good attention lol, music, chopsticks, vanz XD!, my phone, money, my friendz

kill hannah..boys like girls..go crash adio..the red jumpsuit appartius..scary kids scaring kids..kill your x..feeling left out..night wish..mcr..a thorn for evry heart..dashboard confessional..fftl..hawthorne heights..P!ATD..three quaters..FOB..SOAD..jimmy eat world..pussycat dolls..son of dork..mcfly..avril lavigne

what the fuck are those?